Monday, October 12, 2026

The Latest from President Krasnov

Donald Trump, who will go deeply, deeply down as the worst president in American history, twice, has called for a new president in Ukraine. His latest gambit on behalf of his Russian handler—to support the Russian war effort by buying up its diesel product—plants a kiss firmly on both of President Vladimir Putin’s saggy cheeks. Of the countries best served by a change in presidency, Ukraine would be the last.

Our apologies, thanks, and continued admiration to President Zelenskiiy and the Ukrainian people for their amazing resolve, resistance, and resilience.  

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Let the Wildberries Burn

In spite of the fact that material and moral support from the U.S. government approaches next to nothing in its life-and-death struggle with Russia, Ukraine perseveres doughtily, resiliently, innovatively, a continuing example of national righteousness and physical courage. Recent news reports and critical battlefield assessments even grant these Slavic brothers and sisters an edge, an advantage with regard to the war’s on-goingness. I suspend my own pessimistic tendencies to think so, or at least entertain that possibility. Something I can do, among my small, small efforts. Spectate and hope.

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Mister Nobody Against Putin

Four years later, the war in Ukraine drags on with no end in sight. As some wars do. Stalemate: brutal invasion vs. heroic virtue + timorous/insufficient support. Well over a year after the infamously duplicit peace-maker failed to resolve matters in a promised day, the drones continue their work, and Russian soldiers continue to die. Missiles continue to launch, and Ukrainian civilians continue to suffer the consequences, death, injury, and cold.

Long live Ukraine. (Which might require Putin to die. Think about it, Vladimir. It is an off-ramp of sorts.)

Friday, January 23, 2026

Trumpushka

So reported The Beast: 

The Kremlin’s chief propagandist could hardly contain his excitement during his Tuesday show, The Evening With Vladimir Solovyov, reveling in U.S. President Donald Trump’s latest flurry of imperial aspirations and destructive moves against Western alliances.

Decorated state TV host Vladimir Solovyov danced, pranced, and praised Russia’s beloved “Trumpushka,” a man he has previously described as “our agent Trump.”

Now, dementia could be a part of Trump’s increasing instability and disinhibition, but it remains a reasonable and foundational inference that Trump’s pro-Russian agency has much more to do with Putin’s owning him. And that ownership threatens not only Ukraine, but Europe, and America as well. 

Here in Minneapolis, Minnesota, we’re being occupied by our fledgling dictator’s not-so-secret police.   

Sunday, December 28, 2025

Not Calling Just to Say 'Hi"

My headline reads “Hours before he is scheduled to meet Zelensky, Trump reports ‘productive’ Putin call”. Productive for Putin, I suspect, in that Vlady probably reminded his useful idiot of all the stuff he has on DJT. Given Donald’s aging and evidences of dementia, his memory may not be what it once was, and Putin needed to remind him that without Russia, Donald might well be in prison. And could be yet.

Saturday, November 22, 2025

With Friends Like US

The shame of American policy with regard to Ukraine is coming complete with the 28-point Trumpian Surrender Proposal: Biden because he failed; Trump because he is poised to succeed on behalf of his handler, V. Putin. Can there really be any doubt that DJT is a Russian asset? Cowardly and corrupt of tragically historic proportions. With an equally cowardly and corrupt and feckless Republican House and Senate. Alas, there is no shame among them.

Nostra culpa, nostra culpa.

Saturday, October 18, 2025

Tomahawked

There are Tomahawks and there is talk of Tomahawks. “We may do it. We may not. But we may do it.” “Maybe, maybe not.” These were the big, beautiful, decisive words of TACO Don, just before he became TALKO Don. After consulting with his model tyrant and possible handler/blackmailer, Vlad Putin the First, TALKO decided against supplying Tomahawks to Ukraine. No surprise. Trump Always Lets Kriminals Off.