Monday, October 12, 2026

The Latest from President Krasnov

Donald Trump, who will go deeply, deeply down as the worst president in American history, twice, has called for a new president in Ukraine. His latest gambit on behalf of his Russian handler—to support the Russian war effort by buying up its diesel product—plants a kiss firmly on both of President Vladimir Putin’s saggy cheeks. Of the countries best served by a change in presidency, Ukraine would be the last.

Our apologies, thanks, and continued admiration to President Zelenskiiy and the Ukrainian people for their amazing resolve, resistance, and resilience.